雜記寄札

　　「啊啊啊啊啊！」

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　淒厲的慘叫聲響徹整層樓。

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　盲眼按摩師伶俐地摸索客人的穴道，毫不手軟地讓趴在床上的男人痛哭失聲。

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　「先生，你的腰傷很嚴重。」

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　他已經連續兩個月都接到這名客人的指名，他對自己按摩的功夫很有把握，被指名是好事，但三天兩頭都來報到，分明就是來踢館的。他們通常都不過問客人的私事，但做這行這麼久了，光摸身體他就能知道對方的年紀，大概二十出頭的年紀，竟然常常搞得全身運動過度。

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　「先生，我現在按的這邊不會痛，請您可以不用再叫了。」

                                                                                                                                                               

                                                                               

　　結實的身軀抖了一下，按摩師不由得失笑。

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　「師父啊，我有件事想跟你講。」

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　按摩師手沒停下，微微點頭。

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　「你的手很漂亮。」

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　「……謝謝。」他這輩子也不知道什麼樣的手叫做漂亮。

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　「可以請你的手給我一輩子的幸福嗎？」

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　給他一輩子？這是告白嗎？其實他是金剛芭比？

                                                                                                                                                               

                                                                               

　　按摩師恍惚地停下手，兩手擱在男人的大腿內側。男人突然坐起身，抓住按摩師的手。

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　「我的手，也可以給你性福。」

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

　　這天，賣身、無藝可賣的牛郎，只圍著一條小毛巾就向按摩師告白。